Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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