Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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