Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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