i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
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this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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