As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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