My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
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And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.