I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
as a side note pls kill me
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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