she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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