Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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