everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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