It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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