Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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