Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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