i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
