You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
