Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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