I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Randomize
