you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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