meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
