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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just pynch a tree in the face

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(513): View more from Ohio

what's Bukake?

(1-513): View more from Ohio

a bad idea.

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(210): View more from Texas

You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...

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(214): View more from Texas

Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem

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(914): View more from New York

all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is

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(785): View more from Kansas

this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.

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(630): View more from Illinois

did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?

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(631): View more from New York

You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low

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