I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
So. Much. Porn.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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