how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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