I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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