She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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