If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize