Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
