how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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