and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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