he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.