Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(727): View more from Florida

if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.

(1-727): View more from Florida

Lol welcome to greek life

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(775): View more from Nevada

For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.

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(419): View more from Ohio

You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....

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(386): View more from Florida

I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve

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(337): View more from Louisiana

There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale

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(706): View more from Georgia

He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.

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(408): View more from California

Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.

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(207): View more from Maine

He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right

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