Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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