check it out our google latitudes are spooning
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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