Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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