ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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