let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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