My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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