Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
and you fell through a lawn chair
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
