All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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