god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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