2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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