i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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