Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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