Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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