She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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