i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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