How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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