so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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