All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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