And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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