Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
