"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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