Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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