I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?