"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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