both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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