I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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