I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I'm really busy with my period
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