if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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